and a few more reasons why yahoo personals is lame

some more headlines for you since the first round was so popular!

(again, these are real, not made up by me -- i couldn't dream these up)

Big popa looking for nice Moma

If not you, then perhaps your friend?

Executive looking for some special girl

let me get uhh... uhhh.....uhhh....dam!

Taste My Mind (get 2no heart/mind)

Nice, cute, friendly guy seeks same girl

Wow, I have some seriously Blue Eyes

I'm Looking for My One Life Stand

apologies if there are any repeats from the last time i posted these!

-md